Hello Berita... Discover What the Future Has In Store for You. Grab this chance today... Your Free Tarot Card Reading for December 7, 2014: It is important you draw your 3 cards today. You want to know if the coming days, weeks and months will bring you the chance to reach your true potential... So, why not take advantage of an exceptional opportunity for love, luck and prosperity! The predictions you are going to discover are going to shock and amaze you... and they will help you Get the happiness you deserve . |
Also in Bargain Hunters for Sunday:
• Berita - We Have Your UGG's Card Details...
• Vote and Win in the Ultimate Burger Taste Test...
• Congratulations... Win Gas for your holiday vacation Berita
Plus some great laughs for the Weekend...Enjoy! |
Plea
After a trial had been going on for three days, Finley, the man accused of committing the crimes, stood up and approached the judge's bench. "Your Honor, I would like to change my plea from 'innocent' to 'guilty' of the charges."
The judge angrily banged his fist on the desk. "If you're guilty, why didn't you say so in the first place and save this court a lot of time and inconvenience?" he demanded.
Finley looked up wide-eyed and stated, "Well, when the trial started I thought I was innocent, but that was before I heard all the evidence against me."
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I'm you noticed... Cooler weather is here! So, Celebrate Fall - With your own:
$250 UGG's Gift Card for December No more worrying having cold feet when you want to be stylish. Nope! Now you can be warm and stylish with a $250 UGG's Gift Card, details apply. Choose from many of the cool classic UGG styles as well as the hot new designs for this fall. So, take care of your tooties... get your footwear ready for the cooler weather Just follow this link & get started. |
Nearsighted
A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs. Jones had sent to him by an usher.
The note read: Bill Jones having gone to sea, his wife desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety.
Failing to observe the punctuation, he startled his audience by announcing: Bill Jones, having gone to see his wife, desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety.
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McDonald's vs Burger King - Tell us Who You Love? Hey Berita - Congratulations! You're on the way to a tasty gift card right here: Fast Food Taste Test Promo! Where do you go when you need to eat & run? Burger King® OR McDonald's®. Then complete the program requirements for your $50 fast food gift card of your choice. To participate for a $50 Burger King® or McDonald's® Gift Card by December 7, 2014... please get started here... |
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